mom: hey honey i’m home, i hope you’ve had a nice couple of days- have you been sitting by your computer this entire time
showed this to my mom she was like “no u look way worse than that by the time i find you”
LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT
Me…all day…err day
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
what do you call a giraffe driving a car?
a danger to society